In the digital era, a global sporting event’s main export is its headlines, which is why it’s been a rough week for anyone trying to frame the World Cup as unifying, no matter how many kind old folks in Lawrence, Kansas, welcomed the Algerian national team outside the town’s Double Tree Hotel, where the Algerians will stay for the tournament, free warm cookies included.
This World Cup is also the World Cup of Mad Libs for Extremely American Sentences, 2026 Edition. Some other recent entries:
A decorated Somali ref named Omar Artan was denied entry into the country at Miami International Airport on Monday and will no longer work the tournament.